second week of jc life, was introductory lectures, it was supp to help us to choose our subs carefully. but, everyone practically ponned lectures and sat at the void deck. OG bonding time. the slackest week of all. the lectures were SO boring that yimei started this writing letter / poems thing.
this is the random poem that aspiring poet chong yimei wrote, dedicated to me. its super random and hell funny. ENJOY ….
Chirpy Chirpy you are so pretty
Just like how flowers bloom when it’s sunny
Youe smile makes the sun shine brighter
And makes me want to come to school faster !
I see you playing with your ears, so cute
When i see you, i want to say "What’s up dude?"
I see you’re interested in econs, that’s great
I think you look like you should be called Kate.
Chirps you’ve really been a good prefect
Always Tsking people when their uniform is bad
I hope you will get into council
Then ACJC will prosper? It will.
I have come to the end of my poem
Let’s all stand up and applaude the lecturer
Let’s all go home now with all of em’
And then we will feel a bit better.
here’s another poem she wrote for shuwei…enjoy..
Shuwei you just turned seventeen
I want to ask you how have you been
I can tell you’ve been very happy with your OG
From the way you follow them closely
I think you should join council too
To help AC and find more like you
And then you may introduce drastic reforms
and make sure the school doesn’t get torn.
Shuwei i think you can be Alicia Keys
Just look at your piano everyday and practice
And sing your lungs out in front of the mirror
And say "I’m so hot i think i’m on fire"
You also have nice triangle eyebrows
It helps you look scary when you growl
You can also try Pythagorus Theorem on it
And this you can do in the toilet when you shit.
Another year of throwing is also starting for you
You must be like Zhang Gui Rong
and hit 50m too.
Just dont become as big as her
if not you will look like a swimmer (No offense swimmers, yimei was feeling drowsy when she wrote this)
I see you drinking and sipping banana juice
Dont drink too much or you’ll become a moose.
Dont eat too much pandan cake okay?
If not i think your hair will become hay.
I dont want to continue writing anymore
Because my hand is getting really sore
So Byebye and happy studying in AC
If i decide to leave please dont forget me.
okay…and this is the poem shuwei wrote for yimei….
Hello Yimei you’re so Mei (pretty)
Maybe you want to know why you so lame
I mean, who writes poem in the day
That’s right, you must be gay.
okay..so this is what we do when we are erm..bored to tears. cus we cannot sleep in the lectures unless we really possess the skills to skillfully hide our faces.
i think i just killed myself. i actually took chem as a H2 subject when i’ve been constantly failing. wow right? who in the right frame of mind would do that ? but but but i was left with no choice cus i history and bio is a no for me. aiyah this is wht happens when you happen to suck at every subject.
the past few days was filled with more OG bonding and i crashed sixiu’s OG. and now her whole OG knows i’m called chirpy. hurr. oh wells. and so, i attended my second trg on fri. before trg started swei deb me and dswei and her friends played squash ! squash is fun fun fun ! then trg started. we did weights. great ! massive muscle ache. had lots of crappy moments during trg.
more exciting stuff.. ystd we had to take our height and weight. and swei and i are so unprepared for it ! luckily we found out early and we immediately went to the gym to take our weight. (to see if we are overweight) the possibility is HIGH. and we wouldnt want to be in taf club in ac. so we took desperate measures (not telling here). we contemplated jogging but no of course we did not. we msged our juniors in sn to help us check out the overweight range cus ac didnt hv the list. haha hilarious. so anw, both of us are planning our diet / exercise regime soon. in the hope of losing a few kilos. ALRIGHT man.
btw, do i have a ‘punkish’ face, haha not the punk (cool) face but ‘kenna punk’d face" cus this wk, the stupid ticket office person punk’d me. she told me a whole lot of crap just to extend my ez link card when all i had to do was to tap it at some machine. aiyah this is another long story. so anw, swei concluded that i have a ‘kenna punk’d face’. aiyah whatever..haha
tdy had OG FOUR pple outing. take note of the FOUR. me vish hannah and bryan. aiyah. its not really OG outing. more like Og friends outing. just felt like going out and some cldnt make it. so yeah, here you go. afterall after nxt wk when we get our classes we wont be able to hang out as OG. kinda sad huh.
after that went to sch macs to meet up for the haunted house mtg. haha it was super unsuccessful. only abbs emily stef yimei xinyi jo yf and jingqin turned up. and the whole time we were not talking bout haunted house. we just drew up the layout for the drama studio. and mtg dismissed. i can predict we are so gonna do ALOT of last minute work.
well, i’m looking fwd to another week of boring lectures. and more thick set of notes please. -.- plus, i so need to organise my stuff. new files and evrything. i’m gonna be a NERD. -.- everyday go to the library to study. and my life just revolves ard trg and study. right….but seriously, i’m not planning to screw up my jc life like how i messed up my academic life in sec sch. no more council no more leadership stuff. just be a normal person. 
yup thts wht i’ll do.
oh another news, shuwei and i just signed up for AC’s competitive cross country. HAHA what hv we got ourselves into again ?
